Being in between projects and feeling the cold, nauseously rancid breath of some people down the back of my neck, forcing me with a cattle prod to write something remotely resembling a description of the present, I offer you this! A prelude!
First of all, to all newcomers, applicants, debutants, raconteurs, saboteurs, pedophiles and traps, The Raid Observatory wishes to inform you that we have downed Ragnaros in 10man and up until Majordomo ExecutusToosoonus Falstad Whatthefuckishisname, Fandral Staghelm in the 25man. All of you who wish to apply and are afraid and/or incapable of asking and/or looking for information about the guild progress, due to some congenital disease which causes your observation and analytical powers to be as lively as a deer looking straight into the headlights of a 16 ton truck, now you can easily focus your attention to the first page and find all the info you need.
The Guild Propaganda Division wishes to inform you that is in the process of modernization, upgrading its hardware, revising and overhauling tactics and strategies, and will be able to offer you soon a new and improved edition of Weekly News of the Week, in the form of pre-chewed audiovisual stimuli, for your deadened brain. In Technicolor, most probably.
The Flame and Fame Department, in cooperation with the Guild Propaganda Division, is opening the previously shut with proximity mines (filled with toxic C'Thulu sperm) doors of the Human Sheeple Resources Office. The Human Sheeple Resources Office has the responsibility of passively and begrudgingly looking for semi-capable people to help with the new Guild Propaganda project, code named "Eyes and Ears Omnirapist".
Those of you who want to a.) get 15 seconds of local internet fame and talk about it on your Failbook statuseseses, b.) provide some sort of elementary video and sound editing, c.) pretend to offer tips, hints, gossip, chat, whatever, behind the mask of proffesional normalcy, are free to contact the Propaganda Minister Himself, either via Forum PM, or email, or smoke signals. Further information will be provided in person and via the forum.
About to make the North Korea brainwashing process look like Coca Cola commercials,
Ventrue, Shitty tank but great in bed. Can sleep twelve hours straight.
We are done here.
